Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Redeems Herself, Natalie On The Other Hand…
Well, I know I blasted Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman earlier today for dressing like two old grandmas, but Scarlett brought out the big guns to The Other Boleyn Girl premiere and redeemed herself. Natalie, on the other hand, still has some work to do. Surgical work that is. Yes, she’s flat and I know it’s not politically correct to talk to about a girl’s shortcomings, but if she’s not going to make an effort to show off what she does have - that being her ass - then just stay home!
Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Is A Nice Cut
Here’s Scarlett Johansson at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala showing off her new engagement ring. But us guys obviously don’t care about that. We only care about how much cleavage she’s exposing. And in doing so, we look for things like the clarity and cut. And sometimes the price, but in this case we know Scarlett’s are all natural.
Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Does Cosmo
Here’s Scarlett Johansson in the latest Cosmopolitan showing off her impressive cleavage. It’d be nice if she flaunted it a little more in public but I guess she’s too busy trying to be an “artist” by making crappy music. Little does she know that real art is situated between her chin and her belly button. It’s a masterpiece.
