Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Ho’licious
You have to give Mariah Carey some credit for being consistent. Here she is in another hooker-inspired outfit from the ’90s showing off her cleavage. It’s hard to make fun of Mariah when she’s the only celebrity that doesn’t experiment or mix up her style. Besides, I like hookers and these days, it’s finally fashionable to be one.
Mariah Carey Bikini Pictures From Vibe Magazine
Here’s Mariah Carey in a bikini for the latest Vibe Magazine. So the big news is that Mariah just got married but she has yet to confirm it. Like it’s some big deal and people really care. All I care about, and all you guys should care about, is when is Mariah going to take off her clothes already considering she spends most of her time half naked as it is? Anyway, enjoy these pictures of Mariah, because next thing you know with the way Hollywood chicks are producing babies these days, Mariah will be pregnant in no time.
Just In: Mariah Carey Throws Like A Ho
We’ve seen Victoria Beckham throw an opening pitch at a baseball game. We’ve also seen Marisa Miller (who btw could throw better than most men), and now here’s Mariah Carey throwing the ceremonial first pitch for a Japanese professional baseball game and yup, just as I expected, she throws like a girl. Now I’m sure the pumps didn’t help but hey, at least she looked cute trying. Like a cute ho, but still…
